Yesterday afternoon I received a call from my ward, Dmitri (aka Little Brother). "Can diabetics have chocolates?" "Only if they're special chocolates for diabetics." "What can I get for Eleanor (his stepmother) then?" "Dmitri, Eleanor isn't diabetic, she's epileptic." "But I've already bought them." "Well if you've already bought them.."
Katy's voice from the kitchen "Cross out diabetic, and write in epileptic!".
And may all your Christmases be .......
Ho Ho Ho to anyone bored enough to be reading this today.